yawn and hello

I created this blog in order to post a comment on someone else's about uses for a beetroot. This system is far asethetically superior to livejournal and I assume has infinite more cred- but where is the anonymous poster function? What is this "get an account" shit? If I get an account, how will anonymous hate-mail comments get through to me? How will I continue to exist without the passive-aggressive disdain and energy of the JELIS H8RS to fuel me to live on, performing my every day acts. I want to be judged. Judgement is like cool, sparkling evian washing away my baby fat cocoon of contentment. I can only survive by embodying the JELIS H8R.